I like to make up songs about my food. Examples are: "Doritos Are My Boyfriend" and "Ode to Pumpkin Pie". I usually sing the songs TO the food, not just about the food. I seriously have problems.
Ah,Doritos! I just recently had some, after a self-imposed 2 year ban. I was only going to eat a few Doritos, but then I blacked out and when I woke up on the floor, the bag was empty and my fingers were all orange. It was then I remembered why I had started the ban in the first place.
Ah,Doritos! I just recently had some, after a self-imposed 2 year ban. I was only going to eat a few Doritos, but then I blacked out and when I woke up on the floor, the bag was empty and my fingers were all orange. It was then I remembered why I had started the ban in the first place.
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ReplyDeleteI have a lovely song about Doritos. I'll sing it for you sometime!
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