Michele Lombardo Rears Her Ugly Mouth

Does anyone remember my trip to the dentist last year when this bi-atch young woman came into my life?  Well she's back.  When I went for my most recent cleaning & check-up, the hygenist referred to me as such when she called me into the office.  I looked at the charts and accompanying paperwork that had been prepared for me, and lo and behold, there was that stupid "o" at the end of what was supposed to be my name!  I found out a few more miscellaneous facts about this person that make her more like me that I care for.  I will not list these things here in order to protect myself & my dentist's office from what would surely be perceived as a violation of HIPAA laws.  Suffice it to say that I'm kind of annoyed that someone is infringing upon my uniqueness & identity.  I'm starting to get a complex about it.  Everyone wants to be me.  You're not.  Deal with it.